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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vaporize-employers
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"doesnt israel have a right to exist too??" well its an apartheid ethnostate so no

"what about the people dont the PEOPLE have a right to exist??" yes! they do! however, they do not have a right to an apartheid ethnostate

"what about the holocaust survivors in israel dont they-" yes they have a right to exist too, however surviving one genocide does not give you the right to commit another, nor does it give you the right to an apartheid ethnostate

fucktheflagandfuckyou

Anonymous asked:

Google Ambient Chaos if you ever need background noises for writing! It's a customizable soundscape website.

blind-the-winds answered:

Anon, when I first saw this ask, I thought it was going to be one of those mixers of nice, traditional sounds, like rain or a coffeeshop. And it is! And there’s lofi hiphop, my favorite sound to write to! Which means this is legitimately an excellent tool for writers, and I love you for introducing it to me.

But I also want to say. There are some choices here. That I need to point out. Because they’re either fantastic or questionable, and I can’t decide.

Things like …

Couple arguing.

A pale purple volume slider in the shape of an arc, on a dark purple background. The slider is set to 0, and in the center, there are two stick figures clearly engaged in a verbal fight. Beneath the slider, it's labeled with "couple arguing," as noted above.ALT

Medieval battle.

The same slider above, except the center figure is a pair of swords crossed.ALT

Beehive, where you can write to a fuckton of bees.

The same slider as above, but the center is a bee.ALT

Crime scene.

The same slider as above, but the center is crossed caution tape.ALT

And actually the perfect soundscape for NaNoWriMo.

Same slider as above, except the center is a radiation symbol. This one is actually labeled "nuclear siren."ALT

(It’s here, for those curious.)

blind-the-winds

Somebody found this last week and reminded me it existed, so I'mma bring it back to this blog because it's about ten days until some of you will need that last one. :D

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I'm never using any other noise generator ever again.